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VanTae : Jin_cook : Namjoon_ GROUPCHAT

Jin_cook:

Jin_cook:

Ayo hoes

Namjoon_:

Saving that

VanTae:

Same

Jin_cook:

Joon you coming over? Making your favourite

VanTae:

Is "making your favourite" an invitation for sex?

Jin_cook:

No it's usually "I'm horny"

Sorry to disappoint you

Namjoon_:

How is it going with that bunny guy?

VanTae:

He's such a cutie

But he would never date a guy like me

Namjoon_:

And why is that?

Jin_cook:

Idk maybe the fact that he's a pornstar?

Namjoon_:

Oh

But I mean we're dating

Jin_cook:

Don't make me remind you the first month of jealousy

Namjoon_:

THE GUY HAD A BIG DICK I'M SORRY

VanTae:

Thanks for the support guys

Jin_cook:

Np np

Namjoon_:

You gonna keep talking to him right?

VanTae:

I mean yeah

Namjoon_:

Btw i'm not coming over

VanTae:

Thank god

Jin_cook:

wHAT

WHY

WHO YOU FUCKING

Namjoon_:

My mixtape

I'm sorry I just need to work on it

Jin_cook:

Better fuck her good then

Namjoon_:

Oh I will

VanTae:

Jin

I forgot don't eat

You shooting tomorrow

Jin_cook:

Oh shit that's right

I don't want to puke spaghetti noodles all over his diack

sEE YA