Rule Four - Title

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I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, DON'T USE STUPID TITLES, OKAY? DO NOT REVEAL ALL OF THE DETAILS OF THE STORY IN JUST A MINI SENTENCE.

Like Jesus Christ!

Do not call it "I Found My Brother Murdering His Boyfriend" or something shitty like that, okay?

If you need a title, you can ask me, really! I mean, yeah, maybe I don't have the most amazing titles for my books but at least I'll reply to you.

Maybe, even, you need a plot, as the before chapter stated - don't use a stupid one that isn't realistic - I can help you with that too.

The character isn't perfect, alright? And that's okay.

You see, I'm starting a book right now as an actual immortal goddess who falls in love with someone equivalent to Satan, so I'm allowed to make her great and perfect.

And though she's a goddess, she's not going to be absolutely perfect. That's not cool.

ANYWHORE, like mate if you can't spell something right in your title.... do you deserve to be writing a multi-chapter novel?

AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, USE THE CORRECT FORM OF YOUR/YOU'RE.

You're going to go to the gym. ✔️
Your going to the gym. ✖️

You're middle name is Ellie. ✖️
Your middle name is Ellie. ✔️

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