DYING WISH ( HARRY LEWIS ) [SLOW UPDATES]

THREE

( CHAPTER THREE )
PREPUNCH DATE

harry
ill make your dream
come true

zoe
wow really bog boy

zoe
how kind of you

zoe
i guess dying has
its benefits

harry
i told you im
a giver

zoe
if you say so, i won't
argue i mean you are
letting me punch you
in the face so

harry
ill come and visit
you first, you know

harry
so we can get to know
each other first

zoe
yeah so it's not
awkward and stuff

harry
like a prepunch date

zoe
yeah, but i don't think
sitting in a pristine, scented
hospital room is a date

zoe
your dating life must be
pretty sad if that's
exciting to you

zoe
and IM saying that

harry
do you want to punch
me in the face or not?

zoe
yes

zoe
very much

harry
im not even
going to ask why

zoe
well ill explain
one day

harry
well don't be mean
to me, that isn't part
of the pact

zoe
pact?

harry
yes in return i want
you to be nice to me

zoe
eh, i don't know

zoe
you have to be
nice to me, therefore
allow it

harry
wow i can tell this
punch will hurt

zoe
hey im feeble, im legit
hooked up to a tank
of oxygen

harry
we all are, you just
get elite oxygen

zoe
exactly this is all fake,
a scam to get the luxury
oxygen AND to get to
punch you in the face

zoe
win win

harry
i already like you,
i can tell this will be fun

zoe
won't be fun when
i punch you

harry
you'll love me and
be a huge softie

zoe
whatever you say
bog boy

zoe
so when are you
coming to see
lil old ill me

harry
tomorrow?

zoe
let me check
my schedule

zoe
i should be able to
fit you in between
jeremy kyle reruns
and my orange jelly

zoe
but im a very busy
woman so don't be late

harry
iye iye captain
i won't disappoint

zoe
we'll see if we
actually like each
other

harry
if we've got that
spark

zoe
this will be the
decider

zoe
whether i will make the
punch harder or if it
makes the punch harder
to do

zoe
but i highly doubt that