Chat #2 "stalker😣"

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Ihazabignose: GUYZZZ!!!!

Paul: what is it Ringo? 😧

Ihazabignose: I have a stalker!!!

George Harrison has joined the group chat

George: don't we all though? I mean we are the Beatles

Paul: good point

George: 😎

John Lennon has joined the group chat

John: A stalker eh? Good maybe he'll magically disappear.

Ihazabignose: John I'm right here.

John: I know 😊

Ihazabignose: 😑

Paul: sooooo..... Who is this stalker?

George: I wouldn't be suprised if it was just the people that work at the checkout line.

Paul: LOL

John: "EVERY TIME I GO TO THE STORE THE SAME DUDE CHECKS ME OUT WHEN IM PAYING!'

Ihazabignose: 😑

George: nice one John

John: I know right?

Paul: three way air high five!

Ihazabignose: wait why not a four way!?

John: dude we just like roasted you and we are celebrating it with a three way air high five, but I mean if you want to celebrate us roasting you by all means go ahead.

Paul: haha 😂 John just roasted Ringo again without even trying

George: Oh never a dull moment

Ihazabignose: GUYZ STOP MAKING FUN OF ME THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER! 😭😭😭

Paul: we are sorry Ringo... Continue please.

Ihazabignose:I have a stalker. Some help would be appreciated. 👍

John: HELP ME IF YOU CAN IM FEELING DOOWWN!!!! 🎶

Ihazabignose: JOHN SHUT UP!

Paul: geez Ringo we all thought you were the nice guy

Ihazabignose: I am.

John: Ringo yelled at me! 😭

Ihazabignose: good grief.

Paul: Aww its okay Johnny!

John: yeah you're right I'm okay now. Hey where did George go?

Paul: hmm, I don't know.

Ihazabignose: Hey! I've got a brilliant idea!  Why don't we focus in the real problem here which is ME!

John: selfish bloke.

Paul: yeah what's wrong with you Ringo? George is missing.

Ihazabignose:😐 well I'm probably gonna be missing like George too if we don't get rid of my bloody stalker!

Paul: touche

John: George is still missing Paul

Paul: oh right, um yeah Ringo your problem is not as important as finding George.

Ihazabignose: UGH! don't you realize you're gonna have to be finding me and George soon if we don't do something about STUPID BLOODY TUESDAY!

Paul: what!? What happened!?

John: man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long🎶

Paul: LOL wait this isnt the time.


George: hey sorry I went to go get a sandwich. What's happened?

Paul: oh thank god you're back George we were worried!

John: not really I was just going along to scare Ringo

Paul:😐

George: well I'm glad you were SO concerned.

John: 😏 my pleasure

Ihazabignose: I HAVE STOLE UR BEST FRIEND. NOW. I WILL FIND YOU. AND I WILL KILL YOU.

John: haha! Ringo you twit, you know we aren't going to fall for that.

Paul: ummm, john I don't think that's Ringo.

George: HES GONE! oh wait wrong group.

John: great reference. 😒


George:😊


Paul: i'm being for real John.

John: alright "Ringo" prove yourself not worthy I guess?

Ihazabignose: fine, look out your front window.

Paul: IM OUT. LINDAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Paul McCartney has left the group chat.

George: yep me and Liv are moving to Manchester.

George Harrison has left the group chat.

John: yikes. Ringo was right. I'm toast.

John Lennon has left the group chat.
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Ringo's seperate group chat with Pete.

Ihazabignose: Dude we fooled them great job!  They won't ever mess with me again!

Imnotringo: yeah, it was fun I guess, just don't ever get me involved with something like that again.

Ihazabignose: why?

Imnotringo: because I don't know what to do with the bodies.

Ihazabignose: 😕
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