ophelia, timothée chalamet

xvi. groupchat

"no, im kidding!"
[armie, elizabeth, saoirse, timothée]
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dad!armie:
not to be dramatic
or anything

dad!armie:
but if you don't go
and get poppy
(the love of your life)
back

dad!armie:
i am going
to fucking
do it for you

tim(hoe)tay:
hi, i'm timmy
and im still slightly
shook at what you
guys named this
groupchat

dad!armie:
stfu timmy,
my contact nickname
is "dad!armie" and i
swear to god that's
probably a fanfic
kink somewhere on
the internet

dad!armie:
trust me bud,
you can have it
a lot worse

queen elizabeth iii:
good try timmy, don't
think you're getting
out of this conversation
that easily

tim(hoe)tay:
well, what do
you want me to
do?

tim(hoe)tay:
move to toronto
and confess my
undying heart and soul
to her?

tim(hoe)tay:
i can't exactly do that

sur-sh-a:
um, you live
in an nyc
studio apartment
the size of a fed-ex
flat rate shipping box

sur-sh-a:
yes timmy,
yes you can
do all of the above
and more

queen elizabeth iii:
well, maybe not that

queen elizabeth iii:
you want to win her
back, not scare her off

tim(hoe)tay:
well, anyone want
to give any ideas on
do i go about doing
that?

dad!armie:
i could literally
care less

dad!armie:
just go!! get!! her!!

sur-sh-a:
^^

sur-sh-a:
bc if you don't,
my bi ass certainly will!

dad!armie:
do not let
your adult homie
down!

tim(toe)tay:
everytime this
chat is active
i suddenly feel
exposed