Zodiac Scenarios

The Signs When A Serial Killer Is In The House

Aries- Literally doesn't care and sits on the couch, chilling.

Taurus- Runs o the kitchen a fiercely guards the fridge.

Gemini- Makes jokes with the killer, the killer realises Gemini is cool and takes them to Mcdonalds.

Cancer- Tries to hide but starts crying and gets found.

Leo- Pretends not to be scared but kind of is. Still strategically makes it out of the house.

Virgo- Loses their shit but still defends themselves.

Libra- Attempts to put up a fight but accidentally falls down the stairs or trips over the cat and gets caught.

Scorpio- Ends up dating the killer.

Sagittarius- Makes small talk with the killer and becomes the killer's accomplice.

Capricorn- Kills the killer.

Aquarius- Screams, "Make some food!" at the killer.

Pisces- Just stands there frozen.