I feel like I wanna share my life cos I don't wanna eat rn. I think I'm holding a grudge against food atm 🙃
Let's talk about this morning (OMG THE FONT IS WEIRD XDDDD ITS LIKE UHHHHHH THIN)
So this morning, me and my friend were talking about anime. So this is how it went (kinda) let's call me uhhhhh bread and my friend ummmm salad.
Salad: I can't believe that girl from your lie in April died!
Bread: I think she got some kind of illness or sickness or whatever
Salad: I wish the green-ish hair dude died.
Bread: Green-ish hair?
Salad: Yeah, that guy who plays the piano?
Bread: oh okay, but why would you wish him to die?
Salad: He's so nice... the blonde hair dude was a jerk and idiot
Bread: Yeah, he's weird
Salad: No, he's a jerk
Bread: the short haired girl likes the boy (I'm talking about piano guy)
Salad: No, she's lesbian
Bread: She and the boys were childhood friends and she likes the piano guy
Salad: She has a crush on the purple hair girl
Bread: What?
Salad: The main character
Classmate: *stares at us weirdly*
Bread: Main character? I'm talking about the piano boy from your lie in April.
Salad: I'm talking about Kiss him not me
Bread: Ohhhhhh
I mean how did she randomly start talking about kiss him not me??? I was so confused!
So let's talk about this afternoon (love this moment)
Let's call me Bread, my Female friend Leaf, and the girl who sits next to me, Turtle.
Bread: *comes back with paper and hears Leaf and Turtle talking*
Turtle: Did the chicken come first or the egg?
Leaf: The chicken because the eggs can't Without the chicken
Turtle: But the chicken won't be there without the egg
Bread: *is socially awkward but decides to join* what if god made the egg hatch in the sky and the chicken fly down? (It's my logic, okay 😂)
Leaf: Exactly! Hey Turtle, she said *points at me* what if the chicken hatched in the sky and comes down.
*some more weird chicken talks later*
(Let's call friend 1 Dodo and friend 2 dye and friend 3 Sam)
Bread: Sam, what if the rocks formed into an egg and god gave the egg things to live with and the egg hatched into a chicken?
Sam: But rocks doesn't form into eggs XD
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Bread: Dodo *motions her to come and tells her what I told Sam*
Sam: What are you saying??
Bread: Wait... what if dinosaurs had eggs and something happens to the egg and it hatched into what we call a chicken?
Sam: Your crazy!
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Salad, Dodo, dye: Rocks doesn't make chickens!
Bread: But- but- but- what if....
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So here's my logics. They're crazy, but I mean what if??? XD
1. Rocks form into eggs and eggs hatch into chickens.
2. Some kind of ancient materials formed together to make eggs
3. Dinosaurs had eggs and something happened to them and they turned into chickens
4. God hatched a chicken and it floats down to earth
5. The tiny planets and stars fell down to earth and it went through major changes and now its human
6. Something happened to monkeys and they changed to humans
I KNOW MY LOGICS ARE STUPID, BUT CANT I JUST HAVE SOME FUNNN
😞😞😞
