Sooo
idk what it is with fanfics buuuuut
they are sooooo cliché.
like nigga damn did your creativity get devoured by Satan or what.
its just like
one day i was making my way to get ma starbucks when i bumped into some guy. he had sexy orbs ya kno.
anyway. I think i knew him from some place
"hey."
oh ma gawd! iz Harri stylerz!
"I love you" I said. I hugged him then I was pregnant. I moved in with him and he had a black range rover. I met nialerz horain and he was eatin da table bc he was hungry. then I met zayn and unzipped his jacket wit ma teeth and moaned then Lewis slapped me with a carrot and liam came and was like Jesus and everything was fine.
bish whet?
what are you playing at.
and the p.
THE MOTHER EFFING P
gotta pop da p all da time.
"sup" harry said, popping da p.
"pass the pink pencil pot please with peas bc prada is personally the prettiest popping Frick frackinlin pop." popping ALL THE FRIGGIN P'S
"I love you" he said, popping the p.
IF YA DONT SHUT THE HELL UP I WILL POP YO ASS OUT DIS COUNTRY.
or when the main character falls in love with her bully. HE IS PHYSICALLY ASSULTING YOU BUT DIS NIGGA IS GONE BE DIFFERENT AND HAVE FUCKING BULLY BABIES WITH HIM.
and in all the fanfics the girl always has a bf before she gets with Harry.
LIKE WHAT?!
I GO TO MY BOYFRIEND GERBINOIHOI AND WE SWAP SALIVA FOR LIKE FIVE HOURS THEN I GO DOWN DA ROAD THE SEE LEEYUM PAIN AND THEN WE DO DA SEX AND I GO BACK TO MY BF AND I DONT TELL HIM BC I LOVE THEM BOTH
ok
IF YOU WRITE A FANFIC LIKE THAT, PLEASE LET THERE BE A PLOT TWIST SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE STORY OR
NAHHHH IDC.
that's another thing. MASSIVE PLOT TWISTS.
so the story is all good and its different from the others and you think you found a good one when...
BARBICANISHA WAS WITH HER BOYFRIEND ZANE MALEEK WHEN OPRAH CONE OUTTA NO WHERE AND SLAPS EVERYONE AND BARBICANISHA GOES INTO A COMA. SHE DREAMS ABOUT FLUFFY UNICORN WHEN NICKI MINAJ BOOTY POPS HER OUT OF DA COMA BUT DA NURSE IS AN UNDERCOVER MASS MURDERER AND SLAYS ALL THE HOES IN DA HOSPITAL.
no
no
I won't allow this.
