Cake/Kaylor - LEZZ CHAT

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Karlie: I hate Calvin 🔥

Cara: Hello to you too 👓

Kendall: Calvin who?

Karlie: The one with the face shaped like a sag bollocks

Cara: Oohh, you mean Harris?

Kendall: the one that sent Taylor flowers this morning?

Karlie: Yeah how fucking dare he 😤

Taylor: Babe, that was nothing. I actually threw the flowers at the nearest bin as soon as I received it 😂

Karlie: i still fucking hate him. I wish you could block people in real life.

Kendall: there's this thing called restraining order.

Cara: and another thing called murder

Karlie: you and your stupid ideas, DeleVINE

Cara: fight me bitch

Karlie: the hell are you gonna do? Fight my knees?

Taylor: burn 🔥😂

Cara: I wanna baaaakeee

Taylor: nice way to change topics

Karlie: then bake you doofus

Cara: i asked kenny if it's okay if I bake in their kitchen

Karlie: and?

Cara: i think it's another term for "it's not okay to bake in their kitchen"

Kendall: You'd burn our whole house down, Cara

Taylor: Wait, hold the fuck up...

Cara: I'm holding Karlie

Karlie: WHAT THE FCK?!

Kendall: Roasted 😂

Karlie: bitch

Taylor: Cara, did you attend the 1975 concert last last last year? I saw someone tagged a picture of you on facebook

Cara: Yeah, why?

Taylor: Kenny and I went there too!!!!

Karlie: babe, you know there were like thousands of people that attend their concert right? Like it's not a big deal at all.

Taylor: i cant recall talking to you, kloss

Cara: oooh...

Karlie: pfft

Kendall: aww I saw it! You looked cute babe. With your blonde hell disheveled and all.

Karlie: she probably just fucked someone in the bathroom that time 😏

Cara: of course you'd know. You were right next to me

Karlie: fuck you

Cara: treat me some dinner first, boo 😘

Kendall: is it weird that i actually ship this?

Taylor: nope. I'm all board. 😁

Kendall: #Kara or #Carlie 😂💓

Cara: so this calls for a foursome? 🙈

Karlie: in your dreams, perv.

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