#22 - The Signs And The Sorting Hat
Aries: *whispers* please not Ravenclaw!
Hat: Not Ravenclaw, ay? Guess what? *silence* RAVENCLAW!
Aries: *faints on the stool*
Taurus: *twists thumbs around nervously and thinks they are not good enough for any house*
Hat: I see you think that your not good for any house. Your wrong. This house will help you to become a better person. *silence* SLYTHERIN!
Taurus: Great. Please tell me this is a nightmare.
Gemini: *thinks that they would be great for Slytherin*
Hat: Hmm.. You are sly and cunning, but loyal and brave. *Silence* GRYFFINPUFF!
Gemini: Wtf... That's not a house
Cancer: *Whispers* I swear I will beat this hat up if I'm sorted in Slytherin...
Hat: This is an easy one... SLYTHERIN!
Cancer: *Throws hat off head and rips it apart then gets expelled for killing the sorting hat*
Leo: Meh, just not Gryffindor or Hufflepuff, I'll be okay.
Hat: Sure. HUFFLEDOR!
Leo: *shouts at the sorting hat*
Virgo: *thinks* I would love to be in Gryffindor.
Hat: GRYFFINDOR!
Virgo: *walks to Gryffindor table happily*
Hat: Oh sorry, wrong person. *looking at a list* Your in Ravenclaw.
Libra: Any house is perfect for me!
Hat: Sorry you don't belong in any house. You may now leave Hogwarts forever.
Libra: *Cries*
Scorpio: *thinks* Sort me already dumb hat!
Hat: Slytherin!
Scorpio: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Capricorn: *Thinks* God, this hat is really itchy. *Itches hat*
Hat: HOW DARE YOU ITCH ME
Sagittarius: *Has earphones plugged in*
Hat: WHAT R THOESSSSSSSSS
Aquarius: *sits on stool then breaks it*
Hat: You are in um idk honestly
Pisces: *Thinks* Im brainy! TOTALLY BRAINY. AND CREATIVE!
Hat: You are one smart Hufflepuff.
A/N:
I loved thinking of these, tbh they are quite funny lol
- Chels xo
