If Zalgo & Luna Had The Same Body

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*After Zalgo posses Luna and meet up with The Rake*

Zalgo: *clenches his head in pain* Why do you insist on fighting back?

Me(in his thoughts): Because I'm not going to let you hurt my friends and it's useless to try to have complete control of me.

Rake: Oh no............what can I do to help you?

Zalgo: Make everyone work double time! I want Slender distracted on trying to stop us. 

Rake: Got it! *runs off*

Me: That's not gonna work. He's just going to get you right back.

Zalgo: *mutters* Shut up, pest.

Rake: I CAN HEAR YOU, YA KNOW!!

Me: *secretly smirks and laughs* Seems like your crazier now

Zalgo: *growls at me*

Rake: *looks at Zalgo, confused af*

Me: *bursts out laughing*

Zalgo: *growls more* Shut up you little pest or I'll slit your throat!

Me: Meh, technically you'd slit your own as well. So, hand me control, or face the rest of your life with demons who are confused 24/7 and don't even know what orders to take seriously cause they'll be busy laughing at you.

Rake: ZALGO, WTFH DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!?!

Zalgo: *sighs and hits his head with his hand* Just go tell the others to double their work!

Me: XDXDXD I wish I had popcorn with this if you weren't in my body and whatnot.

Rake: Then stop talking to yourself then and I'll f***ing do that!

Me: *smirks slightly as my plan starts to unravel* 

Zalgo: JUST F***ING DO IT!!!

Me: Cursing is not good for your social ability, Zalgo. *smirks a bit more*

Rake: *growls* STOP F***ING SWEARING AT ME!!

Me: see? Even Rake agrees it's not good for your social ability.

Zalgo: Then get to work! And yo need to shut up before I slit the throat or make you eat poison!

Me: oh! Do option 2! I'd love to see you suffer a horrible death while I, myself, am immune to poison if I wanted to be! (She became immune to poison while she was experimented on.)

Rake: *growls* I won't do ANYTHING!!!!

Me: XD

Zalgo: *growls*

Rake: -_-

Me: *smirks*

Zalgo: Forget it! I'll do it myself. *walks passed Rake*

Rake: a**hole.......

Me: *can't stop laughing*

Zalgo: *getting annoyed of me*

Rake: *follows alongside him*

Me: So, gonna give me control again?

Zalgo: No.

Me: Okay, guess I could just continue being annoying then till u give me control again. *smirks* 

Rake: Why do you keep talking to yourself??

Zalgo: *just staying quiet*

Me: Come on, Zalgo. You know you wanna tell~ *sing song voice*

Zalgo: Shut up.

Me: Maybe.

Rake: -_-

Me: Okay, if you say so. *makes Zalgo trip on his foot*

Zalgo: *lands face-first into the ground*

Rake: *tries not to laugh*

Me: XD

Zalgo: *growls* Will you quit trying to make me seem like an idiot?!

Me: Technically you already are.

Zalgo: *scoffs*

Rake: X.............D

Me: All right, so, if I can't talk, I'll sing! *starts singing the Camp Camp Theme Song*

Zalgo: *starts twitching like crazy* Enough!

Rake: ENOUGH OF WHAT!!!!!!???????!?!?!?!?!??

Zalgo: *unpossesses me from the annoyance I was giving him*

Me: *smiles and stretches* That's better. Thanks Zalgo.


Hey guys! Sorry I haven't updated in so long. I was pretty busy with school and working on a few things. Also, for those of you who don't know Camp Camp, the song is up top for ya'll. Anyways, so that's all foir now. See ya'll in the next update!

Luna Out!

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