Cannibalism

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Undertaker: *glaring at EJ with a plate of human hearts* 

EJ: *glaring back at Undertaker with a plate of human kidneys*

Undertaker: Hearts are better.

EJ: No, kidneys are. 

Undertaker: No, hearts are.

EJ: Kidneys.

Undertaker: Hearts.

EJ: Kidneys.

Undertaker: HEARTS.

EJ: KIDNEYS.

Undertaker: HEARTS!

EJ: KIDNEYS!

EJ and Undertaker: *continues arguing about whether hearts or kidneys are better*

Me: *sighs* This isn't gonna end well....-_-' 

*Two Minutes Later of Arguing*

Undertaker: Kidneys!

EJ: Hearts!

Undertaker: *smirks* I knew you'd agree with my opinion. 

Everyone in the room: O.O

Me: Wow, talk about reversing phycology.

EJ: Shut up.....*starts sulking in the corner of the room* T_T I now feel betrayed by every kidney in the world....

Celia: Does that mean I can have the kidneys in the fridge?

EJ: NO!!! 

Celia: ;-;......I was just hoping for some of them.....

Me: Typical cannibals... T.T

Slender: Yes, typical cannibals.

Me: Um, Slendy? Aren't you technically a cannibal too? O.o

Slender: Yes, but a more formal one. *adjusts his suit tie*

Me: T.T' I don't think there's such thing as being formal whenever it comes to cannibalism. 

Slender: There is such thing. There's the Party-Loving Cannibal, Sexual-Offending Cannibal, the Fashion Cannibal, and the Formal Cannibal. 

Me: -_-' Slendy, you just stated yourself and your brothers in that list.....

Slender: You just don't understand Cannibalism, child. 

Me: *facepalms* Nah, I don't understand it one bit with over 20 cannibals in the same mansion as me. So I totally don't understand that cannibalism is one species eating it's own kind. *sarcasm* -_-

Slender: *pats my head* Still as innocent as ever.

Me: What the hell do you mean?! I live in a house full of damn killers!


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