you've been bamboozled bitch! it's another tag, in honor of my old personal that contained absolutely nothing but tags (':
SEXUAL ORIENTATION straight lmao what's dick ? never heard of it. i only eat pus pus 🤤
DO YOU SMOKE? nah. too much coughing!
DO YOU DRINK? occasionally, i guess. depends if i'm stressed or not!
DO YOU TAKE DRUGS? of course not!
AGE YOU GET MISTAKEN FOR twelve because i'm short and i have zero sharpness in my features
HAVE TATTOOS? nope! none at all. 🤧
WANT ANY TATTOOS? i plan to get two or three in the distant future. probably a tramp stamp or something lol.
GOT ANY PIERCINGS? ear lobes!
WANT ANY PIERCINGS? maybe a bellybutton piercing or something a white girl in 2009 would get.
BEST FRIEND a cute girl from japan at my school who's better at english than i am!
RELATIONSHIP STATUS that's a laugh! i'm as alone and sad as donald trump's crusty dusty cheeto puff dick
BIGGEST TURN ONS soft whimpering, begging, guys shorter than me, makeouts, etc
BIGGEST TURN OFFS pussy, my face, my body, my personality, me in general makes my dick very sick
FAVORITE MOVIE that one curious george movie 🐒
I'LL LOVE YOU IF... you're my crush. or you buy me taco bell. either works !
SOMEONE YOU MISS my old self
MOST TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE when i met a famous person and didn't know and then cried when i found out who they were
A FACT ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY i'm a major thotty thot and will not hesitate to make a dirty joke about my dick or call you oppar 👼
WHAT I HATE MOST ABOUT MYSELF my obsession with cute guys
WHAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT MYSELF my obsession with cute guys
WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER an employee @ starbucks after studying the ancestry of names so i can treat shaquille right
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY SIBLING i love my sister! she's a little doll. our favorite place to go is the little park in our neighborhood that no one else goes to, so i can play pirates with her on the swings that are so faded they look like the color of wood/a swaying ship in the seas!
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS they think i'm straight. i think? i love my mom dearly, but my dad's always been kinda distant.
MY IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE shrek 3 movie night
MY BIGGEST PET PEEVES loud chewing, balloons squeaking, this tag, etc
A DESCRIPTION OF THE BOY I LIKE a man of kinkiness 🤠
A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON I DISLIKE THE MOST grey hair, black eyes, korean/american, male, 5'5, annoyingly homosexual—
A REASON I'VE LIED TO A FRIEND birthday surprise !!
WHAT I HATE MOST ABOUT SCHOOL "hey, jack oppa!" "oppa..can you help me with my math homework?" "oppa, saranghae! i learned hangukeo just for you!"
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WHAT MY LAST TEXT MESSAGE SAYS "hey, can i borrow that one messed up eng textbook?" boring oops!
WHAT WORDS MAKE ME UPSET THE MOST size, luigi, and penis really seem to mess with me !
WHAT WORDS MAKE ME FEEL THE BEST ABOUT MYSELF send nudes 💞💖
A WISH THAT I'VE WISHED FOR REPEATEDLY ON 11:11 free pizza for a . . . l i f e t i m e
WHAT I FIND ATTRACTIVE IN BOYS sexc horny indian mans wantr good sex making swet luv to beeg bobs
WHERE I WOULD LIKE TO LIVE my bed 🤧
ONE OF MY INSECURITIES haha! what's. what's an. what's an insecurity.
MY CHILDHOOD CAREER CHOICE i very aggressively yearned to be an angrily passionate chef like my idol godron seyram
MY FAVORITE ICE CREAM rn vanilla is poppin
WHO I WISH I COULD BE jace norman like damn did you see all the chicks and dicks that were swooning when he won at the nickelodeon awards thing ???
WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW ur ass gobble gobble 🦃
THE LAST THING I ATE actually skipping this one—
SEXIEST PERSON THAT COMES TO MY MIND IMMEDIATELY me tf i'm sexy as hell
A RANDOM FACT ABOUT ANYTHING when a male bee orgasms. hear me out. their balls explode. and their penis rips off. bye. 🐝
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tagging no one. but. if you see this and want to do it, do it and ping the shit out of me! xoxo botches *bitches
