(complete.) one of these things is not like the others. one of these things just doesn't belong. 一 a media / texting fic.
|| rated 13+ for strong language.
|| ft. bts and you as generically named 'kang haneul'.
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MINA " thank goodness, you finally picked up your phone. i honestly thought you had died or something! "
HANEUL "what do you mean? have you been trying to reach me? "
MINA " well, yeah, i mean, you sent me that voicemail on friday and then texted telling me to call you back. and then you never picked up your phone! "
HANEUL " oh, sorry, my phone has seriously been acting up recently. "
MINA " tell me about it! that voicemail was like all static. i didn't even hear a thing you said. "
" what was it about anyway? your text sounded urgent. "
HANEUL " ...what? "
" you replied back to my text though?"
MINA " to ask if you were still okay. "
HANEUL " i mean, you responded to my voicemail about downloading re:life onto my phone? "
MINA " you're losing me, neul. i didn't even know you had re:life. "
" but jin though, amirite? what a hunk."
HANEUL " you texted me and said you were the one that downloaded it on my phone. i have your text right here!"
MINA " i didn't text that to you! and i didn't download anything on your phone."
HANEUL " j-just one second. let me put you on hold. "
