(complete.) one of these things is not like the others. one of these things just doesn't belong. 一 a media / texting fic.
|| rated 13+ for strong language.
|| ft. bts and you as generically named 'kang haneul'.
heya guk. ooof. so, i'm sure you saw this coming. emailing you to let you know that i'm quitting this. okay? keep your shady comments to yourself lol.
discovered that everything was fine with taehyung. and i was just getting paranoid. now, i'm just gonna delete the app for real. guess this is goodbye? err. right. oh, i don't know how to end this. uhmm. so, bye?
- haneul.
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❝ JEONGGUK ━━━━━━
she's so weird. even her email sounds so... awkward. (chuckles) but whatever, i'm glad she finally listened to my advice.
...though i wonder if she knows that hoseok's okay. well, she would if she bothered to reply to her texts. (sighs)
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⥅★ SERVER AND GAME RESET ━━━ added: 2/11/2018
•● DEAR RE:LIFE USERS,
we are so sorry to inform you that all current games will be cancelled effective immediately. due to a technological error in our database, our A.I systems had to undergo a server reset and thus our engineering team decided it would be best to stop all current games for the sake of this reboot.
we understand that this must be very inconvenient for you since some of you were only days away from the deadline, but in order to compensate our users, we will be upgrading all accounts to premium for the next three months!
•● WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
① you will be able to increase the maximum number of missions completed per day from five to ten! so, go get that humanity up!
② all strikes on your account will be removed, and you will be given a clean slate.
③ all users with a premium account are allowed 4 strikes instead of the usual 3.
④ you will get an extra chance to guess who the A.I is in your group if you get it wrong the first time.
•● IF YOU ALREADY HAVE A PREMIUM ACCOUNT?
you will receive a refund for those three months, and you will get three '50% off discount' codes to use in the cash shop. so, if you've been saving up for the exclusive ''jin asmr wake up calls' - buy it now! the best part? they don't expire!
•● SO WHAT NOW?
by the time this update has been posted, the server reset would have already been finished, and JIN will be sending you a message to begin the group search process again!
once again, we are terribly sorry for the inconvenience, but we thank you for your patience and understanding.
RE:LABS TEAM
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❝ JEONGGUK ━━━━━━
well, that's a pain in the ass. i was starting to like this group.
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❝ JEONGGUK ━━━━━━
oh whatever. come on jinbot, time to do your thing and find me some new people to bother.
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┏━ ❰ ! ❱ AL▖RT ━━┓ (1) new message from n░mjoon !
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THE Ë̶̥̝̪́̍̊̉̒́̓͜͝Ņ̵͍̙̼̿̔͛D░ ? written 4/23/2018 published 7/23/2018
