hey did you know that you only ever clean your skeleton when you brush your teeth
and good morning to you too, [y/n]
no im serious, you never clean ur skeleton other than that
it's 5 am in the morning and this is how you choose to start our conversation
yeah i know but like :// isnt that disgusting
all the bone never touched
yeah im gonna have to stop you right there that's disturbing
but not as disturbing as the fact that FDA rules allow for 10 insects and 35 fruit fly eggs per 8 oz. of raisins
excuse me WHAT
thats so fucked up
ikr
why would they even need 35 eggs per 8 oz like ? what the fuck
next up on: how america is fucked up
next up on? you act as if you have more facts than i do
is that a challenge, skater boy?
i did online schooling for almost all of high school i gaurantee you i know more facts than you
try me
there are about 50 nukes lost at sea
if you die your dog or cat will begin to eat you in 24 hours
wait no thats fucked up
truth
oh man no ive had my dog since i was a kid
they would never
oh but they would
u see first they lick u
then they decide maybe their teeth will help wake u up :)
what the fuck
ok yeah ive heard enough
that was way enough for one day
but i just got started
im done
if you leave you forfeit
excuse me if i need to process that my dog would EAT ME if i died within 24 hrs
🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ it is what it is
disgusting? yeah
good luck w ur day nathan .. glad i told this to you before 6 so i know it'll stay with you alll day :)
evil
dont u know it
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