Lauren: ayo boom boom bitch get your ass over here
Dinah: have some respect for your queen
Lauren: oh my god you're so right. Normani I am so sorry queen.
Dinah: bish if you don't
Normani: that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me lauren
Ally: my mother senses are tingling and they're saying that 2 of you are going to fight. And by 2 I mean lauren and dinah
Ally: have fun with them normani come get me if dinah starts physically attacking lauren
ally has left the chat
Normani: how dare she leave a queen to these peasants
Dinah: how dare she think i have no control over my actions
Lauren: you pushed me down the stairs because i messed up your lipstick
Lauren: YOU PUSHED ME IN FRONT OF THE BUS BECAUSE I INSULTED YOUR HAIR
Dinah: YOU NEVER BRING MY HAIR INTO THIS
Dinah: MY HAIR ITSELF IS A QUEEN. IT IS A FLAWLESS ARTIFACT THAT MUST NEVER BE TOUCHED OR INSULTED
Lauren: WHAT ABOUT MY LIFE DOES IT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU
Dinah: well
Normani: DINAH
Dinah: I'm kidding, i love you lauser. ....I just love my hair a little more
Lauren: ...
Dinah: okay maybe a lot more
Normani: you're cheating on hot cheetos you know
Lauren: that makes you a hot cheet-hoe
Dinah: nevermind i don't love you
Lauren: bird nest mufasa
private text between ally and normani
Normani: Dinah and Lauren are going after each other again
Ally: I hear them
Normani: well..are you going to do something?
Ally: this is entertainment. the only thing i'm gonna do is sit back and watch. they'll be over it in 15 minutes and act like nothing ever happened. it's Laurinah for fucks sake
Normani: that's not a very good mom
Ally: NORMANI KORDEI HAMILTON!
Normani: sorry mom
