The table hit me

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Ok, hi. I was just sitting on the couch, minding my own business, when I just shot my leg off the ground. And, there happened to be a table right above my toe...

Anyways, so in hit my toe on the table and yelled "Jesus Christ in a basket full of All Time Low and turtles with a side of Skrillex and Jeffree Star!" ...

Just what ._.          It took me a minute to finally realize what I said, and you know that awkward laugh thing where you can't decide whether to laugh or cry? Yeah, that's what I did. Yay.

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