Y'know how the other day I said that I came out to my mum? The thing she doesn't know: I noticed my attraction to girls at age four. Here I am today, a teenage pansexual. That is fabulous and totally hasn't bitten her cousin's nonshowered-for-three-days toe and made it swell and go numb because the little shit wouldn't keep her fuckin toes outta my face. Totally not.
