12:46 pm
?: it is lunch time
not as good as hinata: munch munch
not as good as me: yess bby!!! i hope you eat well!!!!!
eyebrows on fleek: the support is overwhelming
oikawa: yes, everyone eat a balanced meal!
iwaizumi: i ate a cream puff today and was weirdly reminded of yahaba
not as good as me: ok wow
?: oh my god the oikawa eats ass prophecy is coming true
iwaizumi: i don't eat ass
salty bitch: u sure do eat dick tho
you helped: please keep this chat child friendly or i will break every bone in your body
u scare oikawa i like u: The weather outside today is quite enjoyable. Though I am a bit concerned from the statement above. Violence is never the answer.
you helped: you may be hella beefy and strong but your kneecaps are wEAK
you helped: but don't worry, you aren't the one corrupting the innocent minds
mommy: he is the innocent mind
salty bitch: protecc him!!!
iwaizumi: pls don't
iwaizumi: he doesn't deserve to be protected
mommy: ok wow rude
kageyama: ?
kageyama: who changed the usernames
kageyama: who is mommy?
kageyama: why isn't iwaizumi-san good senpai?
salty bitch: you may be the king of the court but u aren't the king of this group chat
kageyama: :(
sugawara: ALRIGHT ITS ASS WHOOPIN TIME
mommy: don't worry suga I'll deal with him
eyebrows on fleek: ;)
mommy: no stop
4:08 pm
hanamaki removed ushijima, kageyama, sugawara, shirabu, and semi from the chat
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seijou hoes [ haikyuu chatfic ]
Fanfiction•oikawa created 'seijou volleyball chat' •oikawa added iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, yahaba, watari, kyoutani, kindaichi, and kunimi ::oikawa: hello seijou teammates! this chat was created to discuss strategies and to grow closer as a team '3' ;; o...