A/N It was asked for. It is given. Enjoy!! FIRST UP IRON MAN!!!
Sherlock: *looks bored*
Iron Man/Tony Stark: *breaks into Sherlock's flat and nearly hits Sherlock on the head*
Sherlock: *turns around, looks bored, turns back*
Iron Man/Tony Stark: *raises eyebrow, sits down on John's chair*
Sherlock: *raises eyebrow back*
Iron Man/Tony Stark: *smirks* Sherlock Holmes, I presume?
Sherlock: *sarcasm* No, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
Iron Man/Tony Stark: Oh. *looks disappointed* I thought you were Sherlock Holmes. *grins at Sherlock* Of course, only Sherlock Holmes would react this way to someone quite literally breaking into their apartment.
Sherlock: *shrugs shoulders* Depends. Who are you?
Iron Man/Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man.
Sherlock: *raises eyebrows* Man in a big red and gold suit, but take that away and what are you?
Iron Man/Tony Stark: Ummm, genius, billionare playboy, umm philanthropic.
Sherlock: *nods*
Iron Man/Tony Stark: And what are you?
Sherlock: Consulting detective.
Iron Man/Tony Stark: Cool. *nods* And you fight crime.
Sherlock: *nods* I wouldn't say fighting as much. I figure out crimes for a living.
Iron Man/Tony Stark: Would you like to join Avengers and help us save the world?
Sherlock: Ummmm.
Iron Man/Tony Stark: *looks hopeful, leans forward*
Sherlock: Nope. *pops the p* Sorry, can't help. Don't want to save the world.
Iron Man/Tony Stark: *looks sad* But you did that with Moriarty. We'd already tried, and you succeeded where we failed.
Sherlock: Precisely.
Iron Man/Tony Stark: *sighs* Bye then. *goes to fly off*
Sherlock: You could always ask John. Oh and billionare playboy?
Iron Man/Tony Stark: Yeah?
Sherlock: Fix my wall, Mrs Hudson will have a fit.
Iron Man/Tony Stark: Coming right up. *flys off*
Sherlock: *smirks, files the conversation in his mind palace*
A/N I hope you enjoyed!!!
