At school I saw Blazi take a peak at a female Greninja
Blazi: Ooooo
I smacked him in the shoulder
Blazi:Ooooo girl be hot
I didn't even bother
Blazi:Oh hey Garvv. I think I'm in lovvvveeee. Where's that Oshawott friend of yours?
Me: I dunno.
Blazi: oh there he is.
Washo walked up to the Greninja and gave her a cookie
Blazi: OH THAT LITTLE-
I covered Blazi's mouth before he could swear and fire punch my locker.
Dill came up
Dill:Blazi, Garvv
Garvv: Dill
Intercom:Bzzt!
Mewtwo and mew came out of the principals office
Mewtwo:ROTOM GET OVER HERE BEFORE I DARK PULSE YOUR FACE!!!
Mew just sorted through papers and adjusted his glasses
Mew: dear brother, this is why I told you to take a break from being principal for a week and go to anger management class.
Mewtwo: THIS ROTOM IS DRIVING ME CRAZY
Intercom: This rotom is messing with the motor hahaha!
Mewtwo then shadow balled the intercom
Rotom came out.
Rotom: How did ...Bzzt... you find the ...Bzzt... Right intercom?
Mewtwo. Shut up, your suspended
Washo and the Greninja walked down the hall holding hands
Blazi started crying.
I patted him in the back
Dill tried to help, but his ears pushed him through the floor of the school.
Mew face palmed himself.
Mew:Oh mama Mia.
Mewtwo: Ditto
That creepy ditto next door: Ya called?
Mewtwo: you don't even go to this school, creep.
Later
Blazi sneaked up to Washo and grabbed him by the neck
Blazi: YOU LITTLE PUNK! THAT GRENINJA WAS MY CRUSH!!! YOU TOOK HEF AWAY FIRM ME!! SHES NOTT H YOUR AGEBEZNSNJZ!!!EVEN!!!!
Washo: Ya mean Betty the Greninja? Dude you are messed up!
Blazi: YOU are messed up! She's not even your age.
Washo: Idiot! That isn't my girlfriend. That's my cousin!
Blazi: Oh...
Me and Dill were hiding behind a bush, laughing.
At home, my mom was going all crazy
Mom: it's gonna be flu season soon. The flu has already smacked my two babies!
Rall and Kirli were laying down, moaning in their own pool of vomit.
Mom: AHHHHH!!!
Then my dad burst in the house with an Audino.
Nurse Audino: OH MY GOD!!! It's worst then I thought!
Dad: I know right!
The nurse gave Rall and Kirli milk.
Kirli: Where did you get this milk from?
Nurse Audino: Miltank (Gets prepared for the Miltank comments)
Rall spit his milk out.
The nurse gave them honey flavored candy
Kirli: flavor?
Audino: What does your mom call your dad?
Kirli: I never knew stupid was a flavor.
I started laughing hysterically and my mom and dad started blushing. Ya better be embarrassed
Yes I am writing this while being grounded.
