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havananana: i want a puppy
imbetterthanu: how tf are you gonna take care of a puppy when you cant even take care of yourself
havananana: im hurt ;-;
mrzhong: now that i think of it i kinda want a puppy too
havananana: thank you chenle
20hcenturyboi: jaemin- chenle- we're not getting a puppy
mrzhong: why not!?
jeNOway: you two couldnt even look after bombie
havananana: bombies a turtle
bigmanpark: ye,, a dead turtle
mrzhong: its not our fault that he jumped out the window
moominshusband: you literally stuck feathers onto his shell and threw him out the window shouting "FLY BOMBIE FLY!! I BELIEVE IN YOU BOMBIE!!"
havananana: that was the feathers fault
20thcenturyboi: what about the time before that??
20thcenturyboi: where you guys thought itd be a good idea to overflow the kitchen sink
jeNOway: and add glitter into it
bigmanpark: and then chuck bombie into the tub because you guys thought he'd come out all sparkly like a disco ball
mrzhong: so? hes a turtle,, turtles breathe out of their asses underwater
imbetterthanu: most turtles chenle
imbetterthanu: and even if he could he might not even be able to breathe from all the glitter clogged up his asshole
jeNOway: and the time before that where jaemin and donghyuck were arguing that unicorns still exist
moominshusband: so jaemin whacked his ice cream on bombies head and shouted "UNICORNS DO EXIST YOU SPAZ!!"
jeNOway: you legit thought he was crapping through his nostrils but it was just the ice cream
havananana: well sorry for wasting ice cream on my child
20hcenturyboi: *dead child
bigmanpark: you two still want a puppy?¿
mrzhong: yes
havananana: yes
moominshusband: chenle. no.
mrzhong: chenle. yes.
moominshusband: no more pets okayy
mrzhong: why not!?
moominshusband: i dont like having to take the blame of being the one writing curse words in chinese and dick drawings on every single pet you and jaemin have!!
moominshusband: and most of those curse words are in marks handwritting like wtf
mrzhong: pfft,, fine
moominshusband: now go clean the toilet it smells like jenos been in there for a while
mrzhong: god youre such a wanker
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jeNOway: wonder what happened between those two
bigmanpark: whatever it is i want in on it!
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imbetterthanu: i want in on it too!
imbetterthanu: wait for me child!
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20thcenturyboi: there're times like these when i wish i knew chinese
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moominshusband: ...
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havananana: ayee~
havananana: jeno~
havananana: my chingu jeno~
jeNOway: i aint burrying anymore dead animals jaemin stfu
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havananana: rood.
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