michaeljacksonsaddo: touch me one more time you twat, i dare you
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The biggest mistake was letting the Dreamies have their own chatroom - unsupervised.
seagull-eyebrows: okay i come back from recording and the first thing i see is jaemin lying face down on the kitchen bench belting out as if it's your last and jisung banging a wooden spoon on one of our big ass pots while dancing to the song
seagull-eyebrows: who the fuck decided to give them sugar at 7 in the morning
michaeljacksonsaddo: jeno did.
BeQuietDontCry: the fuck you pinning me for-
seagull-eyebrows: why did you give them sugar!?
BeQuietDontCry: well they said they were bored so i did what renjun said!
the vision ^-^: ratass.
seagull-eyebrows: renjun why'd you drug the children
the vision ^-^: those two wouldn't leave me alone so i went to my last resort
michaeljacksonsaddo: by making them high???
the vision ^-^: yes.
BeQuietDontCry: but you regret it now don't you
the vision ^-^: yes.
seagull-eyebrows:
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the vision ^-^: if you're planning my murder at least make it a quick one so i won't feel it
seagull-eyebrows: got it.
i_see! logged on
i_see!: not sure if you guys haven't noticed but we kinda have a problem...
michaeljacksonsaddo: yep we noticed
i_see!: kewl kewl,, just checking in case i'm not the only one going mental
BeQuietDontCry: chenle try and calm them down please i can't stand listening to jaemin rap bp again and again
i_see!: damn- he even said please too
i_see!: must be serious.
seagull-eyebrows: all i want is some sleep after recording all night so go fix it please
i_see!: double pleases! man i love my morning already
the vision ^-^: just hurry up and tame the wild ones i want peace
i_see!: oh right,, pft.
i_see! logged off
the vision ^-^: well. i'm gonna get started on lele's grave in case he doesn't make it back.
the vision ^-^: hyuck bring the shovel
michaeljacksonsaddo: aight.
seagull-eyebrows: we are not burying anyone sit down
