The Humorous Bombardment.
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You've made it halfway through without drying into a prune, so I think this calls for some cheerio entertainment. Or at least amusement. Maybe a smile? Just laugh. I command it!
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"Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilight series."
― Rosemarie Urquico
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
-Marilyn Monroe
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Why is Peter always flying?
Because he never lands...
(I love this joke because it never gets old..) *cue facepalm*
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You are living. You occupy space. You have a mass.
You matter. (Funny, but true...:)
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a steak pun is a rare medium well done
- unknown
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Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.
― Mary Schmich
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
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:"I find it ironic that the colours red,white, and blue are the colours of freedom - unless they're behind you."
- unknown.
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Echoing the Renowned
Non-Fiction*Each song will be posted on the side, and with each song, a quote I hope you like. Ok? Ok! I am very ungeeky - ask anyone. So hope it all works! :) And if it doesn't, I did try. The fact I figured out YouTube videos on a mobile device is impressiv...
