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Falcon 🦅 i'm not an eagle dumbo
Private Investigator 🔍 well, you are now
Falcon 🦅 i can't believe they hired you to be in a marvel movie. stick to little kids movies.
Private Investigator 🔍 suicide squad was NOT a little kids movie.
Falcon 🦅 sure as hell looked like it.
Private Investigator 🔍 in all seriousness, what do you need from me?
Falcon 🦅 damn you're just gonna assume that i need something from you because i texted you? that's sad, casey.
Private Investigator 🔍 it's all love, mackie. all love.
Falcon 🦅 anyway, wanna go get some lunch because i'm hungry and not filming right now.
Private Investigator 🔍 sheletta will be there, right?
Falcon 🦅 whole marvel cast will be for civil war. why?
Private Investigator 🔍 if it was just us then everyone would instantly assume that you're cheating on sheletta with me which by the way would never happen because 1. y'all are married and 2. yo girl got a boyfriend, but hasn't announced it to the world yet.
Falcon 🦅 OHMYGOD my little bestie for the restie got a boyfriend? i never thought this day would come.
Private Investigator 🔍 screw you, mackattack.
Falcon 🦅 sexy sea bass has rubbed off on you huh?
Private Investigator 🔍 I was watching you're interview the other day and you called him sexy sea bass. your words, not mine.
Falcon 🦅 shit you right, but i'll be at your place in ten.
Private Investigator 🔍 you got it dude. also don't text and drive.
Falcon 🦅 1. full house reference, i see you boo. 2. this is actually sheletta texting you.
Private Investigator 🔍 sugar! why didn't you say anything about you being the one to text earlier?
Falcon 🦅 he wouldn't let me.
Private Investigator 🔍 i'll kill him.
Falcon 🦅 oh, please do! maybe then nobody will ever know about my plans. i'll give you the binder later.
Private Investigator 🔍 i feel like i should be concerned, but i'm really not.
Falcon 🦅 you shouldn't be! also, we just pulled up so get your cute ass down here so i can act like anthony isn't here and gush over you.
