*Bitch please,
My phone battery
last longer than your relationships.
*B.I.T.C.H
Beautiful, Intelligent,
Talented, Charming and HOT!
*I am a nice person.
Just don't push the
Bitch button.
*Bitch please!
You are so fake,
even China denied
they made you!
*Bitch please!
I can remove 90%
Of your 'Beauty'
with a wet towel.
*Bitch please,
Your birth certificate
is an apology letter
from the condom factory.
*You think you are strong?
Bitch please, I go out with no
make on.
*Maybe you should
eat your makeup
so you can try and
be pretty on the inside, bitch!
*There is always going
to be that Bitch you'll
feel to urge to punch in the face
every time you see her.
*Bitch I'm not
Insulting you, I'm
describing you.
*Bitch, I would
slap you but
shit splatters.
*Dear Bitch, If I
offend you in any
way, please let me know
so I can do it again!
*Zombies are looking
for brains, don't worry
your safe, Bitch!
*One minute of
kissing burns 26
calories. No wonder
that Bitch is so skinny.
*Call me a bitch
one more time and
I'll show what a real
one is.
*Bitch, please move
away from the sunlight,
I hate the smell of
burning plastic.
*Bitch please,
Your legs are like McDonald's
open 24/7.
*Bitch your so fake
You make Barbie look
so real.
*Bitch please,
the world doesn't revolve around you.
*Bitch please,
your vagina has more user
than facebook.
*Some people are so fake
even Barbie is jealous.
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