Stray Kids // Texts

ix. han jisung

han solo

2:28pm
wanna bet?

2:29pm
no

2:29pm
aww such a buzz kill ):

2:30pm
sigh

that depends

what kind of bet are we talking about?

2:31pm
if you can make the guy next to you give his number

i'll give you something you've always wanted

2:32pm
first of all, how do you know where i am?

second of all, how do you know i'm sitting next to a guy?

third of all, what chu talking about?

2:33pm
to put it simply, i just happen to know everything

i am the great han jisung

and you know what i'm talking about

2:34pm
pffft what makes you think you can bribe me?

and why do you want me to get this guy's number?

have you given up on picking girls because none of them would give their numbers to you?

2:35pm
how dare you

...yes, no one has given me their number

bUT I AM BOUND TO GET ONE SOON

i am determined

2:36pm
pffft message me back when you actually get one then

2:37pm
okay fine

too bad, i was gonna give you our album for free

but our album's running out of stock

with our pictures and autographs

and posters

and all that good stuff

bUT OH WELL

2:38pm
oKAY I AM LISTENING

dID YOU JUST WANT THE NUMBER???

i cAN TOTALLY DO THAT

jUST MAKE SURE THAT ALBUM HAS MY NAME ON IT