Stray Kids // Texts

xxxiii. stray kids

sLaY kIdS

You
okay y'all better listen closely, you pieces of-

Seungmin
oh boy, who made her mad this time???

Minho
i promise, it's not me this time

Felix
are you sure?

Minho
well, she did get mad at me for being "disrespectful"

Woojin
in what sense?

You
he doesn't know when to shove that tongue of his back in his mouth-

wHeRe iT bElOnGs

Jisung
you'd better get used to that then

next time, it won't be just him

Changbin
watch jeongin copy him

You
sHUT UP JISUNG

pLUS YOUR HAIR IS SO BOUNCY I LOVE IT

jEONGIN PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR HYUNGS

bECAUSE WHEN THAT DAY COMES, YA'LL ARE PAYING FOR MY FUNERAL

Jeongin
i've done it before tho?

You
shush, young one

i know because i died that day...

but you shouldn't remind me

Hyunjin
well then

why the sudden group message?

You
i'm sure you guys remember the last time i shouted in all caps during 'i am not' era

Chan
lol how could we forget

Seungmin
i bet she's here to complain again

You
seungmin, my friend

you're a genius

but also very stupid lmao

Jisung
oH MY GOODNESS

sEUNGMIN JUST GOT INSULTED QIDQWOFWOUFQOW

Woojin
calm down, kids

we didn't raise you up like this!

You
well i'm here to talk about your comeback

bUT WHY WOULD I COMPLAIN LMAO I'M HERE TO PRAISE YOU AND FANGIRL OVER THE SONGS-