Q1. The funniest thing you have heard today?
A1. That my brother is better than me. Huh?*glares at Mr. Couch potato aka my bro*
Q2. On the scale of 1-10 how clean is your room?
A2. Me-Does zero count?
Bro- They are not asking your IQ level.
Q3. What is the last song you listened to?
A3. *glares at my brother and sings*
WHO LET THE DOG OUT?
WOOF WOOF WOOF
Q4. List three things you have faith in?
A4. Me-I, me and myself.*puffs out chest *
Bro-*scoffs* Spell faith.
Me- -_-
Bro- point proved my lord.
Q5. What is the last person you said ' I love you ' to?
A5. Me-*looks at my reflection in mirror* I love youuuu.
Bro- *gagging sounds * Get aside before you break the mirror with your ugly face.
Q6. Where did you go today?
A6. Me-*pouts* School.
Bro-*shakes head* Nahhh, kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, bathroom. Repeat.
Q7. What advice were you given?
A7. To shut up.
Q8. Today was ________________.
A8. Me-Thursday?
Bro- Not, it's annoy-my-sis day.
Me- Isn't it everyday?
Bro- When did you start using your brain?
Me- -_-
Q9. Who is your hero?
A9. Bro- MEEEEE.
Me- *throw my shoes at him*
NO, my dad is my hero. ZOOM.
Q10. Did you work hard today?
A10. YUP. I worked very hard to not kill my brother. Now, I'm tired. Bye.
*stretches arm and TRY to open lock of my room* OPEN THE DOOR YOU beep.
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Bro- Are you going to write every details of our "lovely" relationship on that book. *looks at me * Are you writing this one too??
Me- *sighs* done. What were you saying?
Bro- You are idiot.
Me- I have been called worse.
Bro- what??
Me- your sister.*dung dung dung*
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