Q1.Who is the oldest/youngest?
A1. Me- I'm oldest and...
Bro- Shortest
Me- Strongest
Bro- Borest
Me- Is that even a word?
Bro - Be creative.Q2.What was the last text you sent each other?
A2. Me- *texts bro* Wht the hell r u doing w/ my phone in the washroom?
Bro-*texts back* Just getting the sh*t out of it.-*after getting my phone back*-
Me- DID YOU JUST TEXT EVERYONE THAT I'M LESBIAN?
Q3.What do you like and hate about your siblings?
A3. Me- Like?*scoffs* and hate; him breathing same air as me.
Bro- Like no... I love my sister. If she wouldn't have been here then whom will I annoying? Whom will I blame? Who will be my partner in crime? Who will-
Me- OK, okay. They got it.Q4.What do you and your siblings have in common?
A4. Me- Hatred for each other.
Bro- NO.*looks at me lovingly* We have same.............. blood group. So, you are my blood bank. Ok.Q5.What’s your funniest memory?
A5. Bro- Her bday...Q6.Most memorable argument?
A6. Me- When he apologised.
Bro- Because she had me pinned down. And I don't call her baby whale for no reason.
Me- Take your words back. NOW.
Bro- What? It's true.
Me- *straddle him*Q7.What do you and your sibling(s) for fun?
A7. Me and bro-Tease one another
Bro- *pulls my hair*
Me- *smack him*
*hell broke loose*Q8.Describe each other in three words.
A8. Me- My bro...
1. Skelton
2. Nerd
3. *beep**beep**beep*Bro- 1.
2.3.
Q9.Have you ever liked one of their friends?
A9. Me- Only if they are HOT.
Bro- *go to my girl friend*Q10.Who keeps a cleaner room?
A10. Me and bro- Ummm. PASSQ11. Who is more talented?
A11. Me- *looks at bro* you
Bro- *looks at me* no, you.
Me- you.
Bro- You.
..........
* after ten minutes*
Me- OK. I am.
Bro- NO. I am.
Me- I'M.
Bro- I'm.
..........
*After another ten minutes *
Me and bro- F**k. We are dumb.
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