BRO😂 v/s SIS😡

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Q1.Who is the oldest/youngest?
A1. Me- I'm oldest and...
       Bro- Shortest
       Me- Strongest
       Bro- Borest
       Me- Is that even a word?
       Bro - Be creative.

Q2.What was the last text you sent each other?
A2. Me- *texts bro* Wht the hell r u   doing w/ my phone in the washroom?
Bro-*texts back* Just getting the sh*t out of it.

     -*after getting my phone back*-

Me- DID YOU JUST TEXT EVERYONE THAT I'M LESBIAN?

Q3.What do you like and hate about your siblings?
A3. Me- Like?*scoffs* and hate; him breathing same air as me.
Bro- Like no... I love my sister. If she wouldn't have been here then whom will I annoying?  Whom will I blame? Who will be my partner in crime? Who will-
Me- OK,  okay. They got it.

Q4.What do you and your siblings have in common?
A4. Me- Hatred for each other.
Bro- NO.*looks at me lovingly* We have same.............. blood group. So, you are my blood bank. Ok.

Q5.What’s your funniest memory?
A5. Bro- Her bday...

 Bro- Her bday

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Q6.Most memorable argument?
A6. Me- When he apologised.
Bro- Because she had me pinned down. And I don't call her baby whale for no reason.
Me- Take your words back. NOW.
Bro- What? It's true.
Me- *straddle him*

Q7.What do you and your sibling(s) for fun?
A7. Me and bro-Tease one another
Bro- *pulls my hair*
Me- *smack him*
                *hell broke loose*

Q8.Describe each other in three words.
A8. Me- My bro...
                1. Skelton
                2. Nerd
                3. *beep**beep**beep*

    Bro-  1.

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Q9.Have you ever liked one of their friends?
A9. Me- Only if they are HOT.
Bro- *go to my girl friend

Bro- *go to my girl friend* 

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Q10.Who keeps a cleaner room?
A10. Me and bro- Ummm. PASS

Q11. Who is more talented?
A11. Me- *looks at bro* you
         Bro- *looks at me* no, you.
         Me- you.
         Bro- You.
           ..........
* after ten  minutes*
        Me- OK.  I am.
        Bro- NO. I am.
        Me- I'M.
        Bro- I'm.
           ..........
*After another ten minutes *
       Me and bro- F**k. We are dumb.
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