Thor : BROTHER !!!
Loki : wat
Thor : * crushes Loki *
Loki : * gasps for breath * STAHHHHP * proceeds to stab Thor *
Thor : * Hugs even harder * what did you say , brother ? I couldn't hear you * stabbed by Loki *
Loki : * wheezes * s...s...to...p... * passes out *
Me : * Floats in *
Thor : Oh hi * waves *
Me : * spots Loki * hmm ... what did you do this time ...
Thor : It's really nothing , he just stabbed me and I may have accidentally killed him or something
Me : * gasp *
Thor : He's only dead ... what's the big deal ?
Me : ONLY DEAD ??? * Screams really loud and accidentally shatters all the glass in the tower * oops sorry about the sonic scream ... I may have made you all deaf
Avengers : * crash in *
Me : get out . You are intruding
Avengers : * can't hear anything * why is her mouth opening and closing with no sound ? * stares at Thor and "dead" Loki *
Thor : * polishing Mjolnir in background * what ?
Me :I'm gonna kill ALL OF YOU !!! ALL OF YOU HIDEOUS MIDGARDIANS !!! * uses magic to give them hearing again *
Thor : but you're a Midgardian
Me : I'm not , you big oaf ... I'm the ruler of the underworld , stupid ...* rolls eyes *
Thor : Ok ... look now you hate me
Me : go to hell
Thor : so now you like me ?
Me : rephrase the sentence just now , I would TOTALLY tell you to go to hell , but I don't want to see you there , so don't...
Loki : * awakens * WTF ??? * shrieks *
Me : * bone crushing hug * my kitty is awake !!! He's not dead after all
Thor : Drops Mjolnir
Loki : * screams * ahhhh
Me : * freaks out and accidentally unleashes magic burst *
Loki and Thor : * puff of smoke *
Avengers : great ... now you've killed them both
Lokitty : what ???
Labrathor : * shrieks *
Lokitty : BRO !!! Shut up !!!
Labrathor : * attacks Lokitty *
Lokitty : * wheezes *BROTHER !!! STOPPPP !!! * scratches wildly *
Me : no , you stupid dog * hugs Lokitty *
Lokitty : * purrs *
