Setting : on a rock of fossilised fish bones
Thanos : you shall take this magical fish bone that possesses the power to manipulate the tesseract's energy
The other : yes, yes and don't forget your flying can of tuna !
Lokitty : *meow* ok ok yes, shut up
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Setting : the lab
Hawkeye : I think this cube is like one of those play blocks that can open from both sides ...
Lokitty : * appears * MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA what do we have here ?
Fury : * screams * What the fuck ! A talking kitty !!!— wait it's cute
Agents : please put down the ... er fish bone, sir
Lokitty : * watery eyes* B-but ...
Agents : NOW ! * mentally cursing at themselves for frightening the cute little kitty*
Lokitty : NEVER ! * shoots at them *
Dr Selvig : ooh he's cute...
Lokitty : * points fish bone at him * you will kneel before me...
Dr Selvig : * controlled * yes my kitty
Lokitty : good * jumps on flying can of tuna *
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Lokitty : * stabs person's eye *
Person : * shrieks *
Lokitty : * changes into armour * ehehehehe...
People : * freak out *
Lokitty : KNEEL !!!
People : * mentally debating on why he is so cute *
Lokitty : ehehehehehehehehe !!!! I AM KING NOW !!!!!
Random old dude : there are always men— um I mean... people... um I mean ... kittys like you
Lokitty : damn. STFU .
Random old dude : * melts into a puddle *
Lokitty : MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Lokitty : MIDGARD IS MINNNEEEEE
Avengers : we don't think so
Me : * pops head in * Lokitty kill them now
Lokitty : as you wish, darling
Avengers : * all die *
Lokitty : * kiss * yay they all died
Me : Lokitty you are the cutest * squishes cheeks *
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