I realize I haven't been on in nearly three weeks. I really have no reason other than the fact that for a time I completely forgot I had a wattpad account. So, yeah. I came back to 202 notifications to which I was like nOPE and I didn't got through them, so I'm sorry if there were notifications people were hoping I checked. I also realize that I really don't have a way to make it up to you, and it also crossed my mind that most of you don't care very much, but if y'all have any questions feel free to ask. I can do a chapter dedicated to the fun that was me at a Christian horse camp. If none of you know why that's funny (have I even said it?) then feel free to ask.
What you missed.
My brother throwing chips and oranges at me
Stabbing myself with a butter knife
Me wanting to slap a lot of people like really bad
My friends birthday party where I got myself a new nickname (I show them one meme and make one pun.)
Pretty sure I converted the birthday girl to the Sherlock fandom
Me getting more candy and I already don't eat what I have so y'all need to come to my house and eat my candy
The spot my mom chose to hide my Easter basket. (Please guess I want to hear what you guys think of. I'll tell in the comments if anyone guesses.)
The disaster of my first soccer practice of the season.
More stuff than this happened but it's 2:23 in the morning and thinking makes my brain hurt.
One last thing, a question. Why do guys get so uncomfortable when girls talk about their periods? It's just our body telling us in a bitchy way that we're not pregnant. Like, I told my brother that I was up from two to three one morning because of cramps. He's completely fine throughout the whole story. I tell him that it was because of my period and he's like 'ew disgusting why are you talking about that'. That dick better suck it up cause one day he might have a daughter (I pity my future niece) and he's gonna have to know about that stuff whether he wants to or not.
Hope y'all (do I use that word too much) had a wonderful spring break and lovely weeks and may you all flourish in the tests that are sure to be coming. Stupid mstep and US History tests.
