Paultryck / PauPat
~Old married couple
~Probably argues alot
~They still love each other
~Pat is usually like embarassed easily
~But when he stands up for himself it's Pau who's embarassed
~Pat is a good mom [Most of the time]
~Pau is the fourth kid nobody asked for
~Pat was dared to sew in Pau's eyebrows years ago at a party. He looked normal and now does it continually because he looks weird with normal eyebrows
~Pat probably tried to smoke once and almost ended up in the ER with a breathing problem
-Didn't stop him from drinking though
~If I ever write shit about these two it'll either be really crappy or make it look like I was high [on laughter]
~Both are strong as hell and will murder anyone if it meant keeping the other safe
~Pau has gotten them banned from many stores
Can't think of any more (ˉ(∞)ˉ)
Why am I doing this when I have a one-shot to finish
Or better yet sleep.....
Bluh
d=(´▽｀)=b
Request an eddsworld ship I guess
