jamilton oneshots

say no to this

BURR:
There's nothing like summer in the city
Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty
There's trouble in the air, you can smell it
And Jefferson's by himself. well I'll let him tell it

THOMAS:
I hadn't slept in a week
I was weak, I was awake
You never seen a bastard orphan
More in need of a break
Longing for friends
Missing my wife
That's when  Alexander Hamilton walked into my life, he said:

ALEX:
I know you are a man of honor
I'm so sorry to bother you at home
But I don't know where to go, and I came here all alone

THOMAS:
he said:

ALEXANDER:
My husbands doing me wrong
Beating me, cheating me, mistreating me...
Suddenly he's up and gone
I don't have the means to go on

THOMAS:
So I offered him a loan, I offered to walk him home, he said

ALEXANDER:
You're too kind, sir

JEFFERSON:
I gave him thirty bucks that I had socked away
he lived a block away, he said:

alexander:
This one's mine, sir

Jefferson:
Then I said, well, I should head back home,
he turned red, he led me to his bed
Let his legs spread and said:

alexander:
Stay?
Jefferson:
Hey

alexander:
Hey

Jefferson:
That's when I began to pray:
Lord, show me how to
Say no to this
I don't know how to
Say no to this

But my God, he looks so helpless
And his body's saying,hell, yes

ALEX:
Whoa...

JEFFERSON:
Nooo, show me how to

Thomas /ENSEMBLE:
Say no to this

JEFFERSON:
I don't know how to

JEFFERSON/ENSEMBLE:
Say no to this

JEFFERSON:
In my mind, I'm trying to go

ENSEMBLE:
Go! Go! Go!

THOMAS:
Then his mouth is on mine, and I don't say

ENSEMBLE:
No! No!
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!

JEFFERSON:
I wish I could say that was the last time
I said that last time. It became a pastime
A month into this endeavor I received a letter
From a Mr. James Reynolds, even better, it said:

JAMES:
Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health
And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth
In the pockets of people like me: down on their luck
You see, that was my husband  who you decided to

JEFFERSON:
Fuuuu

JAMES:
Uh-oh! You made the wrong sucker a cuckold
So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled
And hey, you can keep seeing my whore husband
If the price is right: if not I'm telling your wife

Jefferson:
I hid the letter and I raced to his place
Screamed How could you?! in his face
he said:

ALEXANDER:
No, sir!

JEFFERSON:
Half dressed, apologetic. A mess, he looked
Pathetic, he cried:

ALEXANDER:
Please don't go, sir!

THOMAS:
So was your whole story a setup?

ALEXANDER:
I don't know about any letter!

THOMAS:
Stop crying Goddamnit, get up!

ALEXNADER:
I didn't know any better

THOMAS:
I am ruined...

ALEXANDER:
Please don't leave me with him helpless

THOMAS:
I am helpless how could I do this?

ALEXNADER:
Just give him what he wants and you can have me

THOMAS:
I don't want you

ALEXANDER:
Whatever you want

THOMAS: I don't you

ALEX:IF YOU PAY

THOMAS: I don't-

ALEXANDER: you can stay~~~

THOMAS: lord show me how to say no to this I don't know how to say no to this cuz the situation's helpless

HELPLESS

and his body's screaming HELL YES 

WHOA

NO SHOW ME HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS

HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO THIS?

how can I say no to this there is nowhere I can go

GO! GO! GO~

when his body's on mine I do not say

THOMAS: YES

ALEXANDER: YES

THOMAS:YES

SAY NO TO THIS

ALEXANDER: YES

SAY NO TO THIS

THOMAS: say no to this..

Alex: don't say no to this

Thomas: I don't say no to this there is nowhere I can go

ENSEMBLE: go go go....

JAMES: so?

THOMAS: nobody needs to know...

(idk)