Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
