Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does
Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts
Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit
Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down
Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad
Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad
Yo mama is so fat that even god can't lift her spirit
Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions.
Yo mama is so fat that half her body is in a parallel universe
Yo mama is so fat that the galaxy rotates around her
Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture
