SPONGEBOB: HEY EVERYBODY! ITS GOOD TO BE HERE AT THE KRUSTY CANTEEN! WE GOT A REAL SPECIAL SHOW FOR YOU HERE TONIGHT, FEATURING: MY NEW BEST PAL... THIS GUY! HE S AN IDIOT.
EVERYBODY: *WHOOPS*
PATRICK: SO WHAT ARE GOING TO SING ABOUT, SPONGEBUCK
SPONGEBOB: WERE GOING TO SING ABOUT FRIENDS
PATRICK: WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS, SPONGEBUCK?
SPONGEBOB: WELL LISTEN UP AND ILL TELL YA!
WHO'S THEIR FOR YOU WHEN YOU FELL SAD AND DOWN
PATRICK: HEY
BOTH: IDIOT FRIENDS!
PATRICK: WHO PICKS YOU UP AND SLAPS YOU ALL AROUND
BOTH: IDIOT FRIENDS
SPONGEBOB: WHO PUTS THORNS IN YOU SO YOU CAN SAVE THE TOWN
PATRICK: IDIOT FRIENDS, IDIOT FRIENDS
BOTH: IDIOT FRIENDS
PATRICK: DA DO DA DA DA DO DA DA DO
BOTH:IDIOT FRIENDS
PATRICK: DA DEE DA DA DOO DOO DOO DA DA!
BOTH: IDIOT FRIENDS
PATRICK: DEE DA DA DO DOO DOO DUH DO--
YAH KNOW SPONGEBUCK , ALL WE'VE BEEN DOING IS SINGING ABOUT WHAT IVE DINE FOR YOU. WELL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME?
PLANKTON: *LAUGHS*
SPONGEBOB: WHO HELPS YOU PICK YOUR PANTS UP OFF HE GROUND
PATRICK: THANKS BUDDY
PLANKTON: CURSES!
PATRICK: ONLY AN IDIOT FRIEND WOULD DO THAT!
SPONGEBOB: LETS BRING IT HOME, IDIOT FRIEND
PATRICK: OK!
SPONEBOB: WHO LETS YOU RIDE ON HIS COFFIN
PATRICK: WHO SLAPS YOU HARD AND OFTEN
SPONGEBOB: WHAT DO YOU AND ME HAVE IN COMMON
BOTH: WHERE IIIIIIIIIDDDDIIIIIOOOOOOOOTTTTT FRIIIIIIEEEEEENDS!
EVERYBODY: *WHOOPS*
SPONGEBOB: THANKS YAH THANK YAH VERY MUCH
