text message [yoongi x jimin] yoonmin AU

twenty

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//BUBBLE TEA SHOP// 1:36 PM

hoseok: you sure you don't want one?

yoongi: positive.

[...]

yoongi: we're ditching history.

hoseok: honestly nothing new. let's talk. what are we talking about here right now?

yoongi: first of all, overwatch. the dlc is-

hoseok: *sips* -sick, yeah. did jungkook call you?

yoongi: no.

hoseok: weird, he always calls you when there's a new overwatch dlc.

yoongi: right, speaking of jungkook-

hoseok: *nods*

yoongi: he dated jimin before moving out.

hoseok: *coughs* he what?!

yoongi: yeah, shocking i know. well, maybe. i think he was dating jimin. they must've had a pretty special relationship back then.

hoseok: who told you?!

yoongi: jimin thyself.

hoseok: that's ridiculous. that asshole dating a freaking angel? you must've dreamt it.

yoongi: shut up, i didn't dream it. he told me about him doing no good to him.

hoseok: spill the tea, hunty.

yoongi: what's he like, hobs? i mean jimin, i really don't know him, like, at fucking all.

hoseok: first of all, he's beautiful-

yoongi: be more specific.

hoseok: -i'm not finished. he has this, very toned, structured body, like a literal goddess. he's just, very well built.

yoongi: *nods* continue.

hoseok: his hair is black, like any other kid at school, duh. he's been talking about changing it to bubble gum pink lately though.

yoongi: oh, god, please let him. at least with that, he'll be easier to find.

hoseok: and don't even get me started on his face, it is— uhhhh— everything.

yoongi: *chuckles* listen to yourself, hobs. you sound like you're having a major gay crush on him.

hoseok: i fucking am, yoongi! i've told you. i'll sure will bang him if you're not into him. *sips on boba*

yoongi: *chuckles*

hoseok: *sips and chews on boba* well, you too, maniac. do you like him?

yoongi: *shakes head* i'm-

hoseok: fuck that, you're not straight. even rulers bend.

yoongi: i've never seen him, ever, hoseok. and yes, i am straight. i'm just, curious. i've been talking to him for quite a few days and i don't know how he looks like.

hoseok: i think the world isn't ready for you two's meeting just yet.

yoongi: why?

hoseok: pretty sure your life will change.

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a/n: this is what i meant by paragraph lol

is it okay?