Training Like Two Dirty Dogs

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Dear Italy,

I cherish The Pizza place, where we first met. The moment I locked eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a naughty Idiot. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than a naughty Idiot.

My feelings for you intensified when I saw you Singing in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous complaining skills.

You have legs like stupid potatoes and the most crazy Ass I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to eat those stupid potatoe legs and lick that crazy Ass.

You're so special with your lazy ways. The way you handle your trendy Romano shows great charity and sensitivity.

I know that to you I'm just a sexy German but I think we could be happy together, Training like two dirty Dogs.

Please, say you'll be mine Italy!

All my love

Germany

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^ this website has literally kept me occupied for a good 3 hours XD

this story is randomly generated so I really can't take credit for it......#confusion

Anyway enjoy XD

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