Fan Account • Li Quanzhe | Idol Producer

03 (Part 1)

Bei Junyi

Jun.yiyi: YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE FUCK, I TOLD YOU NOT TO TEXT ME DURING CLASS. YOU KNOW I GOT DETENTION BECAUSE OF YOU? MY TEACHER TOOK MY PHONE FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING DAY, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH IT SUCKS TO NOT BE ABLE TO PLAY ON YOUR PHONE FOR 7 FUCKING HOURS.

Jun.yiyi: You're lucky I haven't traced your IP Address and hunted you down and killed you.

Jun.yiyi: YOu little bitch.

Honestly, what the fuck??  I thought while checking my notifications to see what I had missed. 

YESYESYESYES BLESS THE GODS I HAVE BEEN STARVED FOR A WEEK BUT NOW I HAVE BEEN FED, IQIYI RELEASED THE NEXT EPISODE OF IDOL PRODUCER!!

I quickly ran to my bed and bundled myself under my covers so I could start watching, I had gotten about 10 FUCKING minutes in before I heard the doorbell ringing continuously soon accompanied by loud banging.  Who THE FUCK interrupted my date idol producer, aka by transitive property my date with my bby Quanzhe. 

"Bei MOTHERFUCKING Junyi" a scream said from behind the front door. "IF YOU DON'T COME OPEN THIS DOOR ILL CALL THE POLICE, THE LEASE IS IN MY NAME YOU'RE TRESPASSING" Meilien continued to harass me through the door. ugh, she really will though  I thought to myself as I kicked my legs around in the blankets trying to get myself out. I got up and stomped to the door swinging it open and letting the light from outside shine into the dark house.

"wtf why are all the lights off, and you look dead" Meilien started "do you know what day of the week it is," I said "oh," she said knowing that explained everything "Idol producer." "Yes now I'm going back to watching, leave me alone" and I skipped back to my blanket cocoon. 

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I got up from my bed feeling heavy, exhaustion carried like weights on my back. I finished the episode of Idol Producer with no further interruptions, but instead of my usual elated attitude caused by seeing my boys, I felt mysteriously concerned. My baby quanzhe looked sad during all his screentime. WHO HURT MY BABY QUANZHE.  I was curious to see if anyone knew anything so as a last resort I texted my personal pain in the ass HamsterQuanzhe

Jun.yiyi: WHY IS QUANZHE SAD

Jun.yiyi: THE WHOLE EPISODE HE LOOKED SAD

Jun.yiyi: why is my baby moping, whoever hurt my baby I will steal your spaghetti.

Jun.yiyi: Do you know anything about why he looks sad?

*Seen*

Oh so now they won't fucking respond to me? I'M the one who is mad at THEM, not the other way around. A moment later I heard my phone buzz against my bed and I dove to find it

HamsterQuanzhe: yes

Jun.yiyi: What who made my baby sad!?

HamsterQuanzhe: you did.

Wtf? that's literally not possible this bitch dumb.  I sighed, realizing I wasn't going to get an answer. 

HamsterQuanzhe:  *I don't know who did.

HamsterQuanzhe: sorry oops.

Dipshit I scoffed

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A/N: IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY. 对不起 ! Je suis désolé! Lo siento! ごめんなさい ! I am very sorry, accept my apology, Ive been very stressed over finals and regents and my grades dropped so much so i havent updated at all, and i only wrote like 2 sentences for this update so its only part 1 and ill finish this part soon and put it all together I am S O R R Y. Ok bye I love you