*texting*
Me: I fell of a 12 foot ladder yesterday.
Gf: OMG! Are you ok!?
Me: Yeah, I was only on the second step.
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Humor#899 in Humor, August 20th, 2017 *WARNING: Before you start reading, make sure your safety belt is soundly secured and that you are tightly harnessed into your chair. Wouldn't want you falling out, but hey, at least the floor will catch you.* This i...