Bad Puns AU

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What if there was an AU where everyone had respawned after they died and became friends again and Bodil and Herobrine and me (because why not) would always be really annoying to everyone because we planned their demises and Bodil made really bad puns about their deaths nonstop
Like

Bodil: Hey Jordan
Jordan: -sighs- what.
Bodil: What's wrong? Need to get something off your chest?
Jordan: -sighs and walks away-
Bodil: -laughs and high-fives me and Herobrine-

Bodil: Hey Mitch
Mitch: Bodil no
Bodil: Where do you like to shop...Target? (Idk if Target's only in America but it's a dept. store)
Mitch: BODIL NO
Bodil: -laughs and high-fives me and Herobrine-

Bodil: Hey Ian
Ian: What.
Bodil: Wasn't that mansion a...blast?
Ian: *derp ssundee mode* STFU
Bodil: -laughs and high-fives me and Herobrine-

Bodil: Hey Ty
Ty: Bodil I swear to god if-
Bodil: Weren't you scared in the mansion? I mean, everyone's lives were at...stake!
Ty: I'm going to murder you
Bodil: -laughs and high-fives me and Herobrine-

But at some point the jokes just start getting really bad to the point where they don't even make sense but they're hilarious to the three anyway and it pisses everyone off like

Bodil: Hey...Seto...*pfft*
Seto: ...Bodil, seriously...
Bodil: ..............................................BOOKS
Seto: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
Bodil: -rolls on the floor laughing like an idiot with me and Herobrine-

Ah, I need mental help

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