Exodus

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The Six Commandments

1. Thou shalt not hurt plebs.
2. Thou shalt eliminate posers, however thou shalt not be an elitist.
3. Thou shalt listen to every Psalm by the end of one's life.
4. Thou shalt not burn churches just to be trve kvlt.
5. Thou shalt not spam Debbie's Sarahah with crush confessions because it's fucking annoying.
6. Thou shalt appreciate the song Roundabout by Yes.

The Six Deadly Sins

1. Lust (Commenting on Debbie's Sarahah like a pedophile)
2. Greed (Stealing memes and not giving credit)
3. Gluttony (Eating too much flesh that you could've shared with your homies)
4. Envy (Can also be applied to stealing memes, but also jealousy in general)
5. Wrath (Getting triggered at Dime or Cliff memes)
6. Pride (Putting other meme pages down to boost your own confidence)

The Timeline of the Bible
The Six Psalms:

1. Scream Bloody Gore (1987)
2. Leprosy (1988)
3. Spiritual Healing (1990)
4. Human (1991)
5. Individual Thought Patterns (1993)
6. Symbolic (1995)

+ The Incarnations: Reign of Terror (1984) & Mutilation (1986)
+ The Last Hymns of Schuldiner: The Sound of Perseverance (1998)
[The Crucifixion, 2001]
+ The Resurrection: Zero Tolerance (2004)

The Disciples of Death

The Disciples of Death

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⏰ Last updated: May 17, 2018 ⏰

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