(ON HOLD) ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ - taekook

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j.jungcock
⊳bruh that survey took so long

taehyottie
⊳dude ikr

j.jungcock
⊳questions were so detailed and specific
⊳and there were so many about who you wanted your match to be/resemble rather than questions abt urself
⊳it was more of a "build your ideal match" than "tell us about yourself so we find your match"

taehyottie
⊳yEah oh my god

j.jungcock
⊳and that one question like "u prefer to jump right into relationships or take it slow?" (baby baby we'll take it slow)

taehyottie
⊳(open ur rice, jeremy open ur rice)
⊳and like ytf you want me to "insert a pic from ur camera roll that resembles your ideal type" sjjdkdksjsk

j.jungcock
⊳lmAo ikr!
⊳i just put baekhyun from exo

taehyottie
⊳exo-ls unite:')
⊳i put fucking nemo bc i was too lazy to find a hot guy

j.jungcock
⊳wdyfm, nemo's daddy, 10/10 would smash

taehyottie
⊳thought you'd wanna smash me since i'm your "one true love" ;(

j.jungcock
⊳nah nemo's hotter
⊳jkjk
⊳you're actually pre hot tho👀

taehyottie
⊳ik;)
⊳that's why my username is what it is

j.jungcock
⊳hot aNd a genius wow

taehyottie
⊳ikr i'm perfect💁
⊳so tell me abt yourself

j.jungcock
⊳i'm jungkook
⊳and the cock in my username is for my big dick:))

taehyottie
⊳damn
⊳tbh i feel spiritually enlightened with this overload of information

j.jungcock
⊳yw☺️
⊳seriously tho, what do u wanna know

taehyottie
⊳idfk
⊳wait hol up
⊳i got it
⊳who in monsta x do you ship kihyun with

j.jungcock
⊳lmfao that was random
⊳(i like that)

taehyottie
⊳i was listening to tropical night so...
⊳(ayee rv and nct)

j.jungcock
⊳oMFG YES THAT SONG IS SO GOOD
⊳hoes everywhere be sleeping on it

taehyottie
⊳hoes everywhere be sleeping on the whole ass group

j.jungcock
⊳hoes everywhere needa get cultured
⊳and idrk who i ship kihyun w
⊳kinda w changkyun, except he has jooheon
⊳so either shownu or minhyuk.. idk you could ship any ship between those three

taehyottie
⊳monsta x is tHat gRoup where you can ship anyone with anyone and it's prob real

j.jungcock
⊳"7 talented individuals who gay af for each other bc threesomes + 4 ppl are funtastic"

taehyottie
⊳hey u wanna have a threesome
⊳w/o the third person;)
⊳so it's just us two?;)))

j.jungcock
⊳hell yes
⊳fUCk mE uP
⊳o shit

taehyottie
⊳what?

j.jungcock
⊳my dumbass friend jimin is calling me i gtg ugh
⊳byee

taehyottie
⊳lmao
⊳👋

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a/n: i gots a few things to say

aight so chaps will prob be rlly short and weird and on crack :))))))))))))))) and im sorry if i offend anyone with the dumb shit i write, i dont mean to at all.

ok bye loves, have an amazing day<3