Lena: Kara, are you okay?
Kara: You bought me potstickers? *tears in eyes*
Kara: OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU MARRY ME PLEASE
Sam: Wow. These donuts are great, Lena. Thanks for stopping by.
Lena: Of course. They always make me feel better.
Kara: *bursts through the window* *tackles Lena* NOT TODAY SATAN, NOT TODAY
Alex: Lena, can I speak to you in the hallway? It's just about helping the DEO.
Kara: *puts purse down* You're gonna have to get through me first.
Mon-El: Nice to meet you. My name is Mon-El.
Mon-El: No. Mon-El. I can understand the confusion however.
Lena: Well, nice to meet you Mon-Ew. I'm Lena Luthor.
Alex: Kara, do you like girls?
Kara: No. I'm straight. Just like you.
Alex: *chokes on water*
Alex: Yep. Straight.
Alex: *crying* We broke up Kara. Things just, they couldn't work. Maggie didn't want what I wanted.
Kara: Don't worry. I'll fix this Alex.
-the next day on the phone-
Alex: What do you mean you're in jail?
Kara: I threw a cat through her window... But don't worry! The cat is fine.
Kara: No homo.
Lena: Kara, we're married now.
Kara: Yeah, but no homo.
Lena: *facepalm* when will this end....
Kara: So wanna go take a long walk on the beach?
Jess: Lena, I got an email from the bank today. There was a large purchase made and they're worried about it being fraud.
Lena: Oh. That doesn't sound good.
Lena: What was it for?
Jess: Um, let me look. A million dollar Supergirl painting from the hero's museum in Metropolis.
Jess: Wait Nevermind.
Jess: That was definitely you.
Kara: Hey Lena, are those pants from space?
Kara: CAUSE THAT ASS IS OUT OF THIS WORLD
Lena: *passes out*
James: Kara, where were you last night? I tried calling.
Kara: In Lena's pants.
Lena: *chokes on coffee*
Alex: Knew I raised her right.
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These are little funny Supercorp moments. I hope you enjoy.