Funny Supercorp

One

Lena: Kara, are you okay?

Kara: You bought me potstickers? *tears in eyes*

Lena: Yes....?

Kara: OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU MARRY ME PLEASE

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Sam: Wow. These donuts are great, Lena. Thanks for stopping by.

Lena: Of course. They always make me feel better.

Kara: *bursts through the window* *tackles Lena* NOT TODAY SATAN, NOT TODAY

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Alex: Lena, can I speak to you in the hallway? It's just about helping the DEO.

Kara: *puts purse down* You're gonna have to get through me first.

Alex:

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Mon-El: Nice to meet you. My name is Mon-El.

Lena: Mon-Ew?

Mon-El: No. Mon-El. I can understand the confusion however.

Lena: Well, nice to meet you Mon-Ew. I'm Lena Luthor.

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-as teenagers-

Alex: Kara, do you like girls?

Kara: No. I'm straight. Just like you.

Alex: *chokes on water*

Alex: Yep. Straight.

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Alex: *crying* We broke up Kara. Things just, they couldn't work. Maggie didn't want what I wanted.

Kara: Don't worry. I'll fix this Alex.

-the next day on the phone-

Alex: What do you mean you're in jail?

Kara: I threw a cat through her window... But don't worry! The cat is fine.

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Kara: No homo.

Lena: Kara, we're married now.

Kara: Yeah, but no homo.

Lena: *facepalm* when will this end....

Kara: So wanna go take a long walk on the beach?

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Jess: Lena, I got an email from the bank today. There was a large purchase made and they're worried about it being fraud.

Lena: Oh. That doesn't sound good.

Lena: What was it for?

Jess: Um, let me look. A million dollar Supergirl painting from the hero's museum in Metropolis.

Jess: Wait Nevermind.

Jess: That was definitely you.

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Kara: Hey Lena, are those pants from space?

Lena: No?

Kara: CAUSE THAT ASS IS OUT OF THIS WORLD

Lena: *passes out*

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James: Kara, where were you last night? I tried calling.

Kara: In Lena's pants.

Lena: *chokes on coffee*

Alex: Knew I raised her right.

Alex: