Speculations of Being Like Tessa

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I was thinking about what it would be like being married to either Jem or Will. Will would be fantastic, we'd talk about literature. Plus, he's funny. But imagine how awful it'd be being married to Jem! He'd put you to sleep with his violin playing and boring stoic speculations.

But then I realized, I'm an near-insomniac with crack-addled dreams (metaphorically; I don't actually take crack or any drugs apart from Tylenol), so Jem would probably be a good idea. Maybe I'll be a polygamist like Tess and marry both of them!

(see why love triangles are wrong? Unless you like cheating on people. Then they're cool. Or ditto if you like polygamy. Yay!)

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