Don't mean to be corny but idgaf.
Why did the first president do the laundry? Because his name was George WASHINGton!
XD
What kind of sandwich did President Lincoln eat? An AbraHAM sandwich!
What kind of car did President Hoover drive? An hUBER!
Geez tough crowd.
What kind of instrument did President Trump play? A TRUMPet!
I'm so corny today.
