***Please Be Advised That Before You Tell A Person One Of These Yo Mama Jokes Confirm That Your Just Playing Around Our Their Will Be Brutal Consequences***
Yo Mama So Fat
1.Yo mama so fat that when she was diagnosed with flesh-eating disease the doctor have her 10 years to live
2.Yo mama so fat that the National Weather service names each one of her farts
3.Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell "taxi"!
4.Yo mama so fat that she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica
5.Yo mama so fat that she looked up the cheat codes for Wii Fit
6.Yo mama so fat that the only exercise she gets is when she chases the ice cream truck
7.Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washington
8.Yo mama so fat that even god can't lift her spirit
9.Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was when she stepped on a scale
10.Yo mama so fat that she has to iron her pants on her driveway
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Yo Mama Jokes
HumorA collection of yo mama jokes from yo mama so fat to yo mama so poor!!! I promise it will be the most hilarious book you've ever read.Your face will look like this when your done reading
